badtuesday:

I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR 20 MINUTES

(Source: 6gay)


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richwhitelesbian:

wizcoylifa:

fifty shades (thats it. thats the whole joke. im wearing 50 pairs of sunglasses right now this is comedy gold people)

“ya but how many chainz” i holler from the back of the crowd. suddenly its my show and your girlfriend is on my arm now. shes also a man and your gay

(Source: jordybelfort)


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(Source: kkittycat)


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chainsawpunk:

american horror story: asylum

(Source: wigglemore)


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crrocs:

evilsmurfnope:

crrocs:

Isn’t it weird how humans have to drink a clear liquid substance to survive

Vodka?

Yes


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fangirlarmoire:

justalostnostalgicgeek:

i was waiting for my snack wrap but everything changed when the fire nation attacked 

this looks like something out of a freaking sims game

fangirlarmoire:

justalostnostalgicgeek:

i was waiting for my snack wrap but everything changed when the fire nation attacked 

this looks like something out of a freaking sims game

(Source: 103312)


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coluring:

sclez:

sweetbuttandhellabooty:

can we just take a moment and think about the time my dad accidentally made a fried egg that looked exactly like africa

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i’m the most impressed by the fact the egg also has madagascar

madeggascar

eggfrica

(Source: chimichangass)


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the-study-of-wumbo:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife

the-study-of-wumbo:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife


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(Source: spacepaperplanes)


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drake & josh

season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans

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naamahdarling:

adventurotica:

I am laughing unreasonably hard at this.

I am ASHAMED that it took me nearly one full minute to get it.

naamahdarling:

adventurotica:

I am laughing unreasonably hard at this.

I am ASHAMED that it took me nearly one full minute to get it.


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dragonmoose:

this is how i feel about teenagers

dragonmoose:

this is how i feel about teenagers

(Source: alabamadaddy)


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alvxandra:

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i’ve never seen something so accurate


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deardeerling:

in west narnia born and raisedthrough the wardrobe was where i spent most of my days

deardeerling:

in west narnia born and raised
through the wardrobe was where i spent most of my days

(Source: areyoutoonenough)


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